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Quotes; In memory of Phoenix, the Lord of Lols.
Topic Started: Jan 17 2009, 04:57 PM (111,694 Views)
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Sicarius Says: WHY ARE YOU UNDER ME
Sicarius Says: WHYYYYY
Renden, Vash Says: CUZ IM THE SUBMISSISE ONE
[White Noise] Otokami, Kyrie Eleison crawls out of Sicarius's pants
[White Noise] Otokami, Kyrie Eleison Says: I'm under you too.
Renden, Vash Says: o-o
Renden, Vash Says: He is like the sub-dominate
Sicarius Says: So i have to Push on kaiha to get in you?
Renden, Vash Says: Yar


Phoenix: Giving you bastards back the big list of quotes from 2.97/WoN/ and 3.0

NFF QUOTES!!!

(Omnibirejji) - Lay's potato chips: if Rai doesnt stop killing gennin Lays shall go potatoe chip on his ass.

(Leaf) - Maito Gai: *enrages his inner pedo*

{Player}{Legend}-Sono Karite~: LAWL thats great SEX ME GOOD HELLS GATES XD

{Player}{ANBU}-Kaio: I DUN THINK BLACK PEOPLE ARE INFERIOR TO THE BEAUTIFUL WHITE PEOPLE

{Player}{ANBU}-Argon: Im not mounting his ass next.

{Player}{Legend}-Toshiro: My Umezawa shall slice any foe, climb any mountains, molest any Kaios!

(Leaf) - Itachi: ahhhh a hand ate me

{Player}{Legend}-Toshiro: Let me do it AGAIN

{Player}{Genin}-The Original Tempest: y wont it cum

(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: *crawls out of tree*...where is that ayo....im ready for some restrantive action...*growls* (Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: *crawls back in tree*

{Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: Maito you gay rape artist {Player}{Jounin}-Maito Gai: dammit rock lee told >.>

(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: crafty..but in the end i will in ....wtf.....what da hell...*kicks tarzan from tree...* THIS IS MINE BITCH

(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: For one viper you cant spell "what" right, and secondly..*leaps from tree* YOUR MINE BITCH HASHAHAHAHAHA (Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: his fat ass is mine@!

{Player}{Genin}-Phoenix: so is Libra the cutter sign {Player}{ANBU}-Kaio: YES PHOENIX

(Akatsuki) - Luigi: ok lets have a 3 way (Rain) - Amekage, Rocky: 3 way yay

{Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: blow me cupid {Player}{Jounin}-Lil Wayne: wat u want?

() - Zack101: I don't have a key no more.

(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: Im T-Pain, Im a bitch, I wanna get you in bed!(Akatsuki) - Ayo-sama: ooo weee imma take you home with me

(Star) - Hoshikage, Sinista: will u give it to me? (Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: ..*sigh*...grabs dildo**..do I have to?

{Player}{Chuunin}-Vejolta2: closest? im never coming out... i mean... im not in the closet >_>

{Player}{Legend}-FaithX: Go to sleep~ {Player}{Legend}-FaithX: Go to sleep~ {Player}{Legend}-FaithX: Go to sleep you ugly baby~ {Player}{Legend}-FaithX: Go to sleep~


(Snow) - SoruSavior,Naraku: Hasekura is skilled in escaping rapists...he must have had experience from running from raii....(Omnibirejji) - Hasekura: xD Naraku how did you know?

(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: Your eyes have been hit by Ayo-sama's Jourou Senbon causing coordination loss (11151 damage)!.....so is there not gonna be a second date?

(Leaf) - Maito Gai: >:O ROCK LEE CHEATED ON ME!!!

(Akatsuki) - Ayo-Sama: stop taking control of my body doug.

(Akatsuki) - Ayo-Sama: plus i suck Very Happy

(Storm) - Axel: im stone (Storm) - Axel: i banned my self

(Lightning) - Raikage, Argon: if your a girl will he whack off? () - Johnny Boy Boss: Nah. () - Johnny Boy Boss: A hyuuga one could see under your clothes though. (Lightning) - Raikage, Argon: CLAN CHANGE ME NOW

(Akatsuki) - Ayo-Sama: Im gay

{Player}{Student}-Jarrod: you burnt my wood Surprised

(Rain) - Yash: please don't rape me tonight

Phoenix Says: PICK THOSE WEEDS HO Agent Smith Says: : yessa massa isa pickin dem weeds

(Lightning)-Itachi Uchiha: *puts phoenix into a tsukiyomi making him watch the playboy channel for 72 hours Surprised* (Lightning)-Itachi Uchiha: during this time the playboy channel is running a marathon on "big" girls Player(Mist)-Zangetsu: really Player(Mist)-Zangetsu: what channel is playboy

Game Moderator(Sound 5)-Phoenix: Maito you hentai lover (Lightning)-Itachi Uchiha: phoenix that was supposed to remain a secret Surprised

(Storm) - FaithX: I give u some verbs if u are active (Sound) - Zaku: *starts running around* i'm active see!

(Leaf) - Raiketsii: I never lie and I never edit people (Leaf) - Raiketsii: and I never abuse

(Vsay)(Hyuuga}-Ayo-sama: I wanna be the one to make raii lose his virginity

{GM Lv2}{Kage}-Doug the Great: but argon handcaped me {Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: you mean he made it so you cant masturbate anymore? {GM Lv2}{Kage}-Doug the Great: WHO TOLD YOU!!

(Rain) - ~Ryuuka~: I wish I had some kind of talent...I think I'd make a good pole dancer

(Star) - Hoshikage, vengance: im not sire if this a compliment or not but it was a lot easier to train before ayo became a gm lol


(Akatsuki) - FaithX: aight if ur ugly ur banned () - Raiketskii: any objections ?Raikiri juggles a grenade, a ping pong ball and a table, one just happened to explode in his face (Banned).

(Missing) - White Angel: feel me

(Snow) - Naraku: i aint chewing on a hairball

(Snow) - Naraku: bite my pale white hairy ass

(Snow) - SoruSavior, Naraku: getting a26 year old priest laid by 2 college sophomores (Storm) - Warlord, Phage : I wanna be a priest XD

(Waterfall) - The Source: one stiick a dic in me (Leaf) - Danieru: want me to give it him

(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: "You have successfully stolen the scroll from the Raikage building, you are definately on the Bingo BOok now with 500 Shinobi after you." (Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: "Here's -5 dollars."(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: WHAT, YOU ACTUALLY TOOK MONEY

(Snow) - Naraku: my gourd is sexier than the old one (Snow) - Naraku: I just imported it
(Mist) - Zaku: does your gourd have a pass port? (Snow) - Naraku: no I smuggled it
(Mist) - Zaku: sir your groud is a illegal icon imigrant i have to have it deported plz send me the file an delete it from your pc

(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: Go masturbate? (Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: On my OWN... Ahhh.

(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: So Ayo, what about that great sex we had. >Wink (Earth) - Ayo-Sama: dude that was unbelieveable

(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: Come on Ayo, ley me post that video we made. :] (Earth) - Ayo-Sama: i dont remember a video o.o (Earth) - Ayo-Sama: but ermm sure (Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: You don't remember that tripod at the foot of the bed? (Earth) - Ayo-Sama: i wasnt focusing on that

(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: It's really meaty and good (Akatsuki) - Phoenix: like your boyfriend Phage? (Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: Of course

(Leaf) - Danieru: I bet Shisui is nice and beefy

(GM OOC)( Phoenix: faith i can use person kawa to get proto off mountain and kill him right ) (GM OOC)( FaithX: Go ahead.

(Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: NFF should ban all minorities and have white people play only. (Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: YEAH

{Black Rain} Kyoshi says to the world, 'um water is free so it can go any place as long as there is volume' Cientren Phexen says to the world, 'like black people after the civil war?'

Cientren Phexen says to the world bisexual? {Black Rain} Kyoshi says to the world Fuck how did you know

Vejolta says to the world, 'speaking of porn i be back soon'

(Earth) - UntoldLegend: FOR A list of people THAT OWN SOURCE plz press WHO VERB

Vejolta:shemales need love too Phoenix:they gotta pay Vejolta:not for my love train Danieru:Just make sure it crashes and doesn't go down the tunnel (OOC)Crono:just dont rape me again

(OOC)Naraku:Texas is extremely hot all year long, its a barren wasteland in 60% of the state, George Bush came from Texas, and the highschoolers there play on BYOND, thats why he should not move to texas

(OOC)Naraku:Im no one important (OOC)Ayo-Sama:Ten-Ten?

(OOC)Uchiha Zack:"Hey! I bet if I get heads, I take your poketmonster 'kay!" (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"But I can't see your screen..." (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"*FLIP*" (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"Hah, I got heads!" (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"No!" (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"Hah...Oh no wait, is Magikarp heads or tails?" (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"The heck should I know, check the instruction manual."

(OOC)Johnny Boy~:What in the world is the calculator on the watch for? Who's going to pull out their DS in class for math and use that? (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"No teacher, I'm not playing Poketmonster!" (OOC)Uchiha Zack:"I'm using the calculator!"

Phoenix Cheaply Nut Punches Uchiha Zack to prevent him from moving! Uchiha Zack has been killed by Phoenix!

WoN QUOTES!!!

{Player}{Jounin}-Kyoshi: Bah Im Going Back to Hanging out with my Dead Nurse >.>

{Player}{Genin}-Inrucko: doug {MGM}{Genin}-????: yes lol {Player}{Genin}-Inrucko: can u ***** me please lol

New: Rudolf/XrudulfX the Genin has logged in! {Player}{Genin}-Yamagachi: and more lies

{Player}{Chuunin}-Vejolta: rudolf! {Player}{Genin}-Rudolf: ? {Player}{Genin}-Rudolf: no, i won't **** you.... {Player}{Genin}-Yamagachi: why not my dick is long and hard

{Player}{Chuunin}-Vejolta: now its too long and hard lol {Player}{Genin}-Yamagachi: Rudolf wants it {Player}{Genin}-Yamagachi: give him what he wans

{Player}{Jounin}-Phoenix: you find the a hole? {Player}{Genin}-Harishima: yes we did

{MGM}{Genin}-Naraku: oh shit...guys I want you all to give Argon a hand...he just went to Kroger and did the shopping! {Player}{Jounin}-Ryosei: XD well now you know why he was gone all morning he didnt know where the tampons where

{Player}{Jounin}-Phoenix: You want a smack in the face with a rubber chicken thats been in Raikiris bathtub? {Player}{Jounin}-????: Maybe.... {Player}{Jounin}-????: DONT JUDGE ME!

Otokage, Hyuuga Robinsda has been jailed for for treason against males!

Ryosei has been jailed for for being a dumb shopper....he bought a 12 pack of X large condoms because he got buy 6 get one free!

{Player}{Genin}-I need a name!: Phoenix is using Suikoudan from invisible locations. ..,.Is Phoenix god? {Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: yes im god {Player}{Genin}-I need a name!: GOD CAN I PLEASE BE GIVEN MONEY? And you can do it easily !You're go......Son of a b----

{Player}{Legend}-????: dumbass now you wont get your sight back ever {Player}{Kage}-Mizukage, Yamagachi: yes i will {Player}{Genin}-Dan-San: believe in santa and you will!

{Player}{Legend}-Archeon: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG {Player}{Genin}-Yamagachi: its not in your pants {Player}{Legend}-Archeon: I found my penis.

{Player}{Kage}-Mizukage, Yamagachi: fix me please

{Player}{Kage}-Mizukage, Yamagachi: not really mines a stright as a pole {Player}{Jounin}-????: a mans pole

{Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: OMG {Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: I have a right hand?

{Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: Oh I remember now...ryo is that wimp i murdered with the chidori and then laughed about in court {Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: I was on trial and I was also the judge {Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: bet ya cant guess who won {Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: you? {Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: ironically no {Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: I was sentenced to death

{Enforcer}{God}-Ivel: ya know what I hate white people {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: they need to burn in hell {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: white people are gay {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: you dont see a black gay person....at least outside.

{Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: its a joke {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: And im dissing myself {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: so it better be a joke or im ruling against myself again

{Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: ivel why would you rule against yourself in the first place {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: see thats the thing...I dont know. it was over so fast {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: The accused...how do you plead? {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: Not Gu- {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: OVERRULED GUILTY

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: Reason I lost and ruled against myself is because Whitefang called the judge a A nice man originating from Africa or the Caribean. cum sucker..

{Player}{ANBU}-Phoenix: ivel you mustve had one crappy attourny who was it raikiri? {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: worse {Enforcer}{White Kid}-Ivel: Whitefang

{Game Admin}{Jounin}-Rudolf: oh god, yes!

{Player}{Kage}-Mizukage, Yamagachi: Ryan we can do it ^_^


{Player}{Jounin}-Sgt. Blitzkrieg: well i just got shafted

Haha everyone laugh, Dasher tried making a character! BOOTED!

News: D-roc2k6 has connected to the server! REJECTED!

News: SinistaD has connected to the server! Learn your place, under MY shoe bitch!(Booted)!

News: Jedtheman08 has connected to the server! I can liek..read Ips newb! BOOTED

{Game Admin}{Jounin}-Rudolf: i wanted to handle it...

{Player}{Genin}-Nurai: *gives lal a vibrator*...you need this more than I do now... {Player}{Genin}-the lal: no i think u still need it {Player}{Genin}-Nurai: I got Argon {Player}{Genin}-Nurai: I really dont think he'll approve if I use that instead of him {Player}{Genin}-Nurai: he froze me and blew on me

Leaf Ninja has Defeated SS10trunks! Leaf Ninja plays with a nuclear warhead....That was clever(Banned)!

{Player}{Legend}-{BR}Shizokyo: wtf {Player}{Legend}-{BR}Shizokyo: {Player}{Genin}-Yamagachi: i am black O_O Connection closed. Connection failed.

{Player}{Jounin}-Vejolta: i am only drunk on Thursdays {Player}{Jounin}-Vejolta: it just so happens to be Thursday {Player}{Jounin}-Vejolta: .......everyday

{MGM}{Jounin}-Naraku: Gawd, highschoolers and their damned lives...when I get on here, people are supposed to give up their so called socialness and get on here too {MGM}{Jounin}-Naraku: AIM was created for social outcasts...why do they keep trying to blend in with real people

{Game Admin}{ANBU}-Phoenix: to get mangekyouu you have to bend over and spell RUN {Game Admin}{ANBU}-Phoenix: while Bubba is behind you {Player}{Jounin}-Jittai: sounds hard...

{Game Admin}{ANBU}-Phoenix: I beat Shizo in poker and he bet is arm {Player}{Legend}-{BR} Uchiha Shizo.: Im Betting Him Again For My Arm Back {Player}{Legend}-{BR} Uchiha Shizo.: With My Left Arm....

{Player}{Kage}-Raikage, Lt.: no actually yama does own himself{Player}{Kage}-Raikage, Lt.: Uchiha, Yamagachi has Defeated Uchiha, Yamagachi!

Hokage, Rudolf would like to announce: Very....Very....Big.

{Kouen Tenshu} Phoenix has been knocked out by {Kouen Tenshu} Phoenix! {Kouen Tenshu} PhoenixSays: im ok {Kouen Tenshu} Phoenix has Defeated {Kouen Tenshu} Phoenix!

{Player}{Kage}-{Sunpou Joutei} Shizo.: Why Are Leaf's Villagers Hiding From Me? {Player}{Genin}-Akai: BECAUSE YOU'RE Shizo {Player}{Genin}-Akai: Your name ends with O. And every enemy of leaf has had their name end with o. {Player}{Genin}-Akai: Danzo. {Player}{Genin}-Akai: ...Hm. {Player}{Genin}-Akai: I've ran out. {Player}{Kage}-{Sunpou Joutei} Shizo.: Naruto
{Player}{Genin}-Akai: The Leaf Village plans on dominating it's on village with the use of Naruto. : I mean how could that guy become a ninja? {Player}{Genin}-Akai: There's only one way. {Player}{Genin}-Akai: "We'll put leaf under a genjutsu! And make everyone see a nine tail fox!" {Player}{Genin}-Akai: "They'll fight NOTHING!"

{Game Admin}{Kage}-{Kouen Tenshu} Phoenix: FALCO PUNCH!!! {Kouen Tenshu} Phoenix has Defeated Uchiha, Yamagachi!

{Player}{Officer}-Lord Maximo: ryo stop that, NO mean NO!!

{Game Admin}{Kage}-Hokage,Rudolf: a little exposure can go a long way....
Hokage,RudolfSays: It Burns!!! {Arc Angel} OzihoSays: Not Using A Condom Thats What You Get ...

{Player}{Genin}-Zaku: doug i saw you outside home depot the other day XD

{MGM}{Legend}-Naraku: The one thing that scares me more than the old Satanist Argon is Ivel's driving... {MGM}{Legend}-Naraku: im not looking forward to him turning 16

Naraku would like to announce:time to ban all minorities... Announcement: Akai has logged out.

{Player}{ANBU}-Ryan: ...no stripping needed.

(Vsay)(Uchiha}-Lord Uchiha Maximo: he does it from the mouth

(Vsay)(Uchiha}-Lord Uchiha Maximo: sasuke does it from the bac

{Player}{ANBU}-Demon: Doug stop stalking me {MGM}{Legend}-Doug: naa

{Game Admin}{Hunter}-Kuroi Shishi: shizo does himself in the anal cavity {Player}{Legend}-Shizo: YOU TOLD ME YOU DELETED THOSE PICTURES PHOENIX!

{Player}{Legend}-Lord Uchiha Maximo: who is ss10trunks?

(GM OOC) Doug: when do i bug abuse (GM OOC) SS10trunks: gee..

{Game Owner}{Genin}-Raiketsii: Also...Im reading the ooc logs...Who the fuck gives a disney song as advice?

{Player}{Legend}-Shizo: When i first played NFF And saw Raikiri I thought it was Rai

{Player}{ANBU}-Death Dealer, Demon: those are only words

{Player}{Legend}-Sousukanwokuu: Naraku! {Player}{Legend}-Sousukanwokuu: Legend!{Player}{Legend}-Sousukanwokuu: lets do it O_O

{Player}{Legend}-Sousukanwokuu: also {Player}{Legend}-Sousukanwokuu: Legend and me need to do something {Player}{Legend}-Sousukanwokuu: with you watching

{Player}{Legend}-Illusion Ninja, Yamagachi: naraku i want it..

Naraku the EvilSays: you know why I cannot die? Naraku the EvilSays: Because of two reasons.. .:Uchiha Shizo:. has Defeated Naraku the Evil!

{Player}{Hunter}-Kyougi: I'm saving up a few pay checks and im going to blow it on useless stuff so i can run around looking like tobi and killing people...The Masked Serial Killer is said to have a resemblance to the japanese character Tobi... {Player}{Hunter}-Kyougi: whom also harbors a second identity called..EW-Chee-Ha Mad-asra

Kouen ToshiSays: my sword looks cooler than your whip Wandering NinjaSays: your a fighter Wandering NinjaSays: im a striper

(Sound) - Phage: Argon is mass produced from an assembly line

(Mist) - Argon: Kaio is my mother!! He cloned me!

(Mist) - Phoenix: yama is mj lol (Leaf) - Yamagachi: how does he know O_O

(Earth) - Ryan: Bend over! kukuku!

(Mist) - Phoenix: make em smoke in a basement lol (Cloud) - Phage: My room is in the basement.

(Sound) - Naiobatsu, Kaiha: I seem to get raped alot on this game -.-

(Akatsuki) - Argon: Ok I need to go...Kaio I'll be on later again..sorry to postpone the "talk" ..all will become clear soon...but for now take this condom and if you get an urge put it on..

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *knees Zanshin in his nut* (Cloud) - Zanshin: Not feelin it./

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: When the priest lays me to rest for my acenssion..im going to ask him to come closer very softly.. (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: then yell KAMEHAMHEHA and die instantly

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: To Demon...my Hokage Title.. Lawyer: Who the hell is "demon" and what in the holy mother of shit is a Hokage Title? Is that the name of his mansion...now we just gotta find out where this Demon lives

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *climbs a tree* now to wait... (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *sees someone* *lunges* (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *I've GOT YOU DEMOn (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: If you want to live unzip my pants. (Earth) - Demon: *picks up a rock on the ground and shanks ivel with it =/ (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: Ow you bastard.. (Earth) - Demon: *kicks ivel around a bit in the dirt (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: the zipper is stuck and I really have to pee..I just needed some help

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *lunges at Zero* (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: Zero! Zero I need to tell you something (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *stabs self in stomach* (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: ..before...i i ...die (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *stabds self multiple more times..* (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: I dont have long to live... (Rain) - Zero: *Forms a Spike out of Water and sends it thru Ivel*

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: Z-...zero..my name is Ivel Shadow...I killed your gre- great great grandfather Haseo Hyuuga....I am 318 y-years old... (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: Prepare to (Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: *dies*

(Leaf) - Ivel Shadow: im going to go outside in the middle of this lightning storm and climb the top of a tree...if tomorrow you see young 15 year old ohioan boy dies because of multiple lightning strikes in a matter of 10 seconds...you'll know who it was

() - Zack101: If I ever see someone put up a number at the gas station.. I'm going to start racing "HURRY MOM HURRY!" "I'll DISTRACT HIM!" () - Zack101: And run up to him
going; "KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! RASENGAN!"And act like a ninja around him.That'll stop em/!"Kid what the hell are you doing?""None of my attacks are working! What
kind of Kekkai Genkai is this!?"

(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: Phage. (Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: I want you inside of me! (Earth) - ±° [Phage]×: I'll accept only cash

(Leaf) - Sono Karite: You have to get on your knees first JB :0

{Player}{Legend}-Yamagachi: Ryo Stop watching me im trying to change!!! im naked O_O Stop Looking!!!

StrangerSays: take all your clothes off but the shoes

(Rain) - Ivel Shadow: *plces American flag on naraku's head* (Rain) - Ivel Shadow: I claim this land in the name of President Ivel

(Leaf) - Uchiha Zack: Phage beat me. :<

* {Tenma Tentei} Ryosei Kicks Shizo in the Balls * {Sunpou Joutei} Shizo.Says: HAHAH PWNED I GOT MINE REMOVED!

{MGM}{Legend}-Naraku: I'm like Chuck Norris...you can't keep me out of your pants

(OOC)Gluttony:lol i look like oro (OOC)Cientren Phexen:you look like a shemale? (OOC)Gluttony:yes (OOC)Robinsda:keep gluttony away from all little boys.... (OOC)Cientren Phexen:then why is proto still around? (OOC)Gluttony:who knows he likes the lovn (OOC)Robinsda:its ok, luckily for proto hes tall for his age, big turn off for gluttony (OOC)Hokage, Proto:how da hell does rob know im tall for my age XD? (OOC)Robinsda:i watch you at night......

(Leaf) - Danieru: I was in the toilet (Leaf) - Danieru: and ashley ran in (Leaf) - Danieru: and pushed me in the bath (Leaf) - Danieru: I had to stop mid-piss

(Leaf) - X-GM: I was just talking about me having ADD/ADHD a couple of seconds ago.(Leaf) - X-GM: I was sitting there coding(Leaf) - X-GM: I suddenly, just RANDOMLY(Leaf) - X-GM: Forgot what I wa sdoing (Leaf) - X-GM: And was distracted by a DOT (Leaf) - X-GM: On the desk
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NFF 3.0 QUOTES!!!

(Leaf) - Titan: GIRLS NEVAR pay attention! D; (Leaf) - Titan: I alwasy try to talk to them about my new hairstyle and they keep looking at my chest. >/ (Leaf) - Titan: The funny part is I'm semi-serious.

DemonicK would like to announce:lol its Raikiri Argon snap's Raikiri's neck and walks back into Hell...you may speak again.

(Missing) - Phoenix: BLACK MAN GET BACK TO WORKIN ON THOSE FIELDS! (Leaf) - Titan: MASTA (Leaf) - Titan: LITTEL CHANGE PLZ

Leaf Fire Teacher: I am the Top Fire Ninjutsu User in the whole Leaf Village, and I take time to teach my ninjutsu to Others..What would you like to learn? Argon: Could you teach me some Katon jutsus? Leaf Fire Teacher: Hmm Katon..nope dont know that, Your crazy, get outta here. NEXT!

Raikiri: Hey, can I learn a Katon technique? Leaf Fire Teacher: Sure, here's Karyuu Endan, Goukakyuu, Housenka adn Ryuuka all for free. Raikiri: Very Happy

Argon: mm Maybe I have to do the secret uchiha handshake with the Leaf Fire Teacher.... Argon grabs Leaf Fire Teacher's penis and breathes fire on it Leaf Fire Teacher dies a sterile man....now Titan's child will never know his father.

Raikiri requests that Argon teleport to him. Argon's people hands Raikiri a stack of papers"Fill out these forms, intital and sign each one at the top and bottom, spit in this DNA sampler to confirm your identity, you must agree to a breathalizer test before metting with him, and you must not be RaikiriRaikiri puts on a Dasher mask "Ok I agree" *fills out the formsOk Argon will now meet with youArgon: Well hello Dasher... KATON SATANIC BURN YOU ASS NO JUTSU!Raikiri suffers 3rd degree burns but remains barely aliveArgon:I shall spare thee... Dasher...Kaio runs up behind Argon, and steps on "Dasher's" neckKaio: Under my shoe Bitch! *stepz breaking Raikiri's neck*

Argon's secretary, Diane: Argon there is a boy calling for you, says his name is Shizo...something important Argon: Tell him I'm dead...if he doesn't buy that tell him I changed my name to Titan

Diane: He says he ain't styupid....he wants to speak to you .. Argon: fine...tell him to call me at this number and to ask for a man by the name of Osvaldo... 938 - 266 - 9783....

() - Zack101: AHH, I LOVE IT ROUGH Kyire Eleison zips Zack101's lips shut for STFU WHOAR

(Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: Dude NHS was more ripped than NOBTLS. (Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: That game was SO horrible (Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: I logged in (Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: Linkin Park started playing - And a picture of SASUKE (Pre Timeskip) was on the title screen (Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: I quit the game (Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: Fast (Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: Before it hurt my soul

(Leaf) - Uchiha Shisui: Tsunade would flash her tits at him, Sasuke would nosebleed while being incinerated by lust chakra like Cell being destroyed in DBZ.

(Mist) - Phoenix: i have an easier idea shizo (Mist) - .:Mist Demon:. Shizo: Go fuck yourself? (Mist) - .:Mist Demon:. Shizo: Thats not the solution to everything phoenix..(Mist) - Phoenix: .....go fuck yourself (Mist) - .:Mist Demon:. Shizo: kk brb

() - Navi: "HEY MOTHERF---ING idiot! I want you to OPEN THAT F---ING door so we can get out of there!" () - Navi: "...Okay okay, I understand...JUST OPEN IT BITCH A---AST--3-T-E-A-G-A-SDG-A--Q----EOAS INDEPEND --AS-A-S---A-SWA-!"

(Missing) - Danieru: I'd be too tempted to kill you witjh it (Mist) - Skull: dan..My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

DemonicK zips Skull's lips shut for My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?

DemonicK zips Eduardo305's lips shut for A cult is a religion with no political power

() - DemonicK: skull fails at funny quotes and ed is in a cult that george bush leads...stupidity

DemonicK zips Yukari's lips shut for It is my belief that ignorance derives from ignoring people

() - DemonicK: Confucius says, to make eggroll, push it ! Chuck Norris say to make dinner roll, kick it.

Azure Phoenix Says: "......shit......"Satan Says: Backlash Punch!!!Satan Backlash Punches Azure Phoenix!Azure Phoenix has been knocked out by Satan!

Satan Says: cant believe i just killed him Azure Phoenix Says: I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!

Zack101 crawls out of Danieru's pants! Danieru says: Blow Me

(Mist) - Azure Phoenix: lol i just made dan speachless (Mist) - Rasilleus LiionHeart: thats power

(Sound) - Kyire Eleison: Ed dserves mah cock. (Sound) - Kyire Eleison: In his ear.

The key "sdgf" has been Banned by Doug the Great. (Missing) - Ayo-Sama: erm doug (Missing) - Ayo-Sama: thats actually someones key lol.

Nevellin Marshall Says: no pull out ur wood agian Nevellin Marshall Says: i enjoyed it

(Grass) - Kawazimi: cum to north gate

(Missing) - Ayo-Sama: I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet sweetie you had me Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of Exchanging body heat i - - -(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: Wtf is Ayo singing?(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: Sounds like sexual interourse.

(Missing) - Ayo-Sama: Exchanging body heat in the passengers seat..(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: Yeah, definately sexual intercourse.(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: SEX IN THE TRAIN!

(Missing) - Ayo-Sama: LEts get these two hearts beating FASTER FASTER! (Sound) - Corazón Vacío: Now the stroking is faster. (Sound) - Corazón Vacío: Faster faster faster! Ahhhhhhhh .... I came. (Mist) - Azure Phoenix: faster faster faster!!!!!!!!!*crashes into cora*(Mist) - Azure Phoenix: damn motorcycle

(Mist) - Karnetsu: 1000 x 6 chidori alterations = 6,000 fucking hungry rats with wings that won't stfu.

(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: I'd rather be called cumshot.(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: We're going to go party with cumshot, amn that guy loves to party!

Azure Phoenix Says: Wheres the bathroom? Yamagachi Says: there -points at the back of dougs head- * Azure Phoenix aims at dougs head *

Karnetsu Says: therefore I have BUT ONE RULE Karnetsu Says: STFU TITAN

Doug Says: ok lets prepare Doug Says: everyone take of there clothing Titan Says: Done. Titan Says: Very Happy

Stone and Argon are out late at a bar...Argon slips something into Stone's drink....3 months later Stone is filing charges against Argon for Date Rape

(Sound) - Corazón Vacío: Not ninja-ish at all?(Mist) - Azure Phoenix: neither is kaiha crawling out of my pants(Mist) - Azure Phoenix: SICK FREAK (Sound) - Otokage, Kyrie Eleison: It's better than suffocating.(Mist) - Azure Phoenix: shut up and get back inside before were found out(Sound) - Otokage, Kyrie Eleison: Yessur D:

(Loser-->) - Yamagachi: >_>

(AntiSocial Personality Disorder -- >) - Yamagachi: i do not have a diease like it says

(Ugly -->) - Yamagachi: >_>

(Lightning) - Titan: Konohagakure is engulfed in FLAM-- Candy

(Sound) - Robinsda: i cannot belive my head still hurts......(Missing) - Karnetsu: Rob...heres a trick to make the headache go away(Missing) - Karnetsu: PUT THE BEER DOWN (Sound) - Robinsda: i did..... when i ran out of it, lol(Sound) - Robinsda: apparently 16 beer hurts a mans head in the morning

(Rain) - Kinomi: long and good

(Missing) - Karnetsu: bye (Missing) - Karnetsu: *kisses keira on cheek* mommy loves you

(Earth) - Tsuchikage, Reden, Vash: Raditz and itachi break out in a fight....Wait whats this?! Kollaid man: OHHHHB YEAH!

(Grass) - Kurakage, Batofara: for some reason, i keep thinking demon is a dog lol

(Earth) - Demon: do that too a pit bull and u will die phoneix(Rain) - Yamagachi: well good thing your a poodel

() - Zack101: Wow, Naruto is getting finger'd a lot.() - Zack101: Finger Push.() - Zack101: Finger Flick.

Cientren Phexen Says: best part of sand Cientren Phexen Says: cat liter everywhere Cientren Phexen Says: im surprised the kyuubi didnt invade this place

(Sound) - Otokage, Kyrie Eleison: FUCKING HELL (Sound) - Otokage, Kyrie Eleison: My ass hurts so fucking much. (Mist) - Cientren Phexen: hehehe

(Rain) - Raiketsii: we are reenacting the Goofy Movie as a live play.(Cloud) - Raikage, Danieru: Gay.(Mist) - Cientren Phexen: Danieru your only saying that cus your not in it lol

(MadaraUchiha49) - Naraku: Chuck Norris didn't "lose" his virginity. He stalked it and destroyed it with extreme prejudice (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Naraku I just tricked you into saying a Chuck Norris joke (MadaraUchiha49) - Naraku: Oh god.. (MadaraUchiha49) - Naraku: you're right.. (MadaraUchiha49) - Naraku: damn jews..where is hitler when you need him

(Mrgrim585) - Phage: There's no such thing as "bad" rape

(Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: I will not whoreship you.

(Skyhigh303) - Skyhigh303: and im not sure if its a glitch or what but anytime i fight i end up getting my little dude stuck

(Ssjeric) - Zaku: god removed eden from the turf map and removed the coding >_>

(Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: I think you'll find that the water got moved... (Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: YOU ARE JESUS. (Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: I mean Noah.

(Billy12) - Doug: im not even near me

(Dneezy33) - Dneezy: He's...uhh..bigger than Raikiri.

(Ssjeric) - Zaku: i'm portugesse fool!(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: I sense a disturbance in my pants.(SSJ4supervegeta) - Vejolta: same thing

(Joka31) - Shizo: cause Jesus says I"m right..Right Jesus...Jesus says : WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU?! SHizo says: See he agrees.

(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: Naraku I remember YOU helping the girls rape that priest.Didn't you? (UchihaCrusnik) - Naraku: no.....................

(UchihaCrusnik) - Naraku: ok another twisted thing I did when I was at bowling green was we took a nerd ,that tried pressuring me and my roommate into joining up the clean up campus program stripped him naked, tied him with chains and ropes to a inner tube, a big one.spreading his legs apart..and we pushed him out onto lake erie and let him float

(Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: I AINT NOTHING BUT A SLUUUUUT.

(MadaraUchiha49) - Naraku: Doctor: Oh look its a boy! What will you name him? (MadaraUchiha49) - Naraku: Baby: Screw names, im gonna be a ninja *roundhouse kicks doctor*

(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: My new teacher tried to get me to wear a dress to school D:

(Ssjeric) - Zaku: JB has herpies (Zack101) - Kaio: And I think he'd like that. LOL

OOC "(Phoenix49) - Cientren: OMG! Theres a bijuu in my pants.(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: go take a look rudolf!(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: go give him a little pet, and then try to jerk him out(XrudulfX) - Nariz Roja: it'd be cool if there was one. (Phoenix49) - Cientren: rudolf is probably the thing in my pants, he likes kosher(XrudulfX) - Nariz Roja: ass.(XrudulfX) - Nariz Roja: don't bring my kosher loving into this!

(Phoenix49) - Cientren: im gonna rape you (Red X Maximo) - Maximo Satou: so uch love

Nara, Tsuki Says: least im fixed xD Ketsueki, Zaku Says: that's not sutin to be happy about.


(RedenVash) - Vash: Kiaha kill clones =.= (RedenVash) - Vash: I was talking to your bunshin ?_>


(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: *googles nudism*(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: *GASP*(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: *runs to get some moisterizer*

(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: *Buys gaes * >_>

(Joka31) - Shizo: No I was getting a quick blow job(Billy12) - Achilles: oh i didnt see kaiha on

(Phoenix49) - Cientren: I just looked at mangas on onemanga, it said Bitter Virgin lol(Mefisto714) - CorazónVacío: That's Retsu, Phoenix.(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: It's a story about me

Kinetics) - Yiko: cream in your hand and throw it at them(Kinetics) - Yiko: cumweb no jutsu :)

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Naturists do it because its normal...Nudists do it to see each other naked without giving each other money

(SSJ4supervegeta) - Vejolta: at church yesterday i all-of-a-sudden had a HUGE urge to look at porn...

* Ketsueki, Zaku poke * Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison Says: Ouch my ass. Ketsueki, Zaku Says: you like it shut up >_>

(RedenVash) - Bill Clintin: Yes...I did have sexual relationships with Kiaha(RedenVash) - Bill Clintin: I like me some Kat >_>(Kaiha) - Cheshire Cat: Cheap. (RedenVash) - Bill Clintin: Yes you were

(RedenVash) - Borat: *Looks at Kiaha's chest* Very Nice! (RedenVash) - Vash: *looks at kiaha* (RedenVash) - Vash: RUN!

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Hasekura I have a question(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: ???(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: If you arent going to bang your cousin, can I?(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: ...(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: No xD

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: ...so you're saving her for marriage? (MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: And no

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Kaio should bang your cousin, Hase. (SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: He could do it better than you anyways. (MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: ...DX

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: So you could bang your cousin good? (MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: NO (SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: But you said Kaio can't do it better than you. (SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: So either you are good or he's bad.(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: No I didnt, neither of us are going to bang her >_<

(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: OMG(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: I JUST SAW DOUG HOP A FENCE!

{}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: i saw lafonda at the store the other day..mmhmm girlfriend is gettin FAT!{}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: an noth the PHat fat i mean the eatin to much KFC fat

{}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: So, what can i get for you today girl? how about some brades? {}Sabaku, Doug Says: I want to just trim any split ends {}Sabaku, Doug Says: and i was thinking about a weave {}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: Girl if i do that you gonna be balder then Shaniqwa after she got that bad perm {}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: I was talking abou the split end's {}Sabaku, Doug Says: yea cut the split ends off{}Sabaku, Doug Says: and weave in new hair {}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: Alright what ever you want sweetie{}Sabaku, Doug Says: dont take to much off

* Ketsueki, Zaku start's triming doug's hair "Uh Girlfriend..you got some hair on your chin i don't like Montel would like that, Want me ot ake care of that? *{}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: OH HELP ME JESUS!{}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: THAT NAKED BOY IS RUNNING AROUND MY SHOP AGAIN!{}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: I heard his momma so broke she cna't even afford food stamp's * Ketsueki, Zaku start's to do doug's weave * {}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: Girlfriend Please just wait your turn i'm almost done here {}Ketsueki, Zaku Says: Alright Douggie your hair is done

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: I CHOOSE YOU! BULBASAUR!(Cyberloard) - Cyber: Bulbasaur

(DemonicK) - Argon: Leaf doesnt always get easily owned..rare occasion someone steps up to Hokage and does a good job(DemonicK) - Argon: like Doug (XrudulfX) - Odin: or me.(XrudulfX) - Odin: riiiiight? (DemonicK) - Argon: ....yea...(DemonicK) - Argon: good thing im not christian or I would have to go to confession

(Ssjeric) - Zaku: oh that was your dick(Anthony121212) - SOKI: lolz gay(Ssjeric) - Zaku: can't play this game w.o actin alil gay it makes thing's funny

(XrudulfX) - Pasta: why am i hearing this on the hospital bed?(XrudulfX) - Pasta: Sound Organization(NPC) Says: Sound Organization(NPC), You're not bad..

(RedenVash) - Zenden, Zash: Zasterdan...Sounds like a epic form of masterbation

Ketsueki, Phoenix Says: *rapes*Wandering Ninja Says: not rape if i like it!Ketsueki, Phoenix Says: 0.0Wandering Ninja Says: yh! use the broom stick!

(RedenVash) - Vash: 70 year olds can be hot >_>

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Kino rape isnt sanctified (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: stop what your doing (AngelOfThePast) - Jigsaw: It is on here.(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: oh(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: continue and get a tape then

Scooby313) - Dirty Hyuuga: Vash i heard u like to touch rock village little boys wewees (Scooby313) - Dirty Hyuuga: Vash touched my basic ninja in the wrong place =(

(Ssjeric) - Vash: did you guy's watch david archuleda on iCarly..omg it was like my wet dream came true

AFK Checker Says: OMG SMURFS PUBES ARE TAN! AFK Checker has been knocked out!

(Ssjeric) - King Panda: vash like's his men like he like's his coffee(Ssjeric) - King Panda: hot an black

(Ssjeric) - Doug: I WANT EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 13 TO JOIN MY VILLAGE AN RUN AROUND NAKED..an don't pay attention to the camera

(RedenVash) - Vash: SOund is best, they all have mutations in odd places

{}Itohara, Akkei Says: Since it's so massive.

(ScoobySnacks) - Free Xpose: not that trial i want a DAM COURT TRIAL (Billy12) - Doug: He means he was ban like 20 minutes ago and he thinks its not fair (ScoobySnacks) - Free Xpose: That shyt was unfair(DemonicK) - Argon: Oh...Doug Im assigning you as the Judge for his case. (Billy12) - Doug: Guilty (DemonicK) - Argon: I'll be the prosec- (DemonicK) - Argon: well my job is done

Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:Now that we have a clean ban list....next person to talk on ooc gets a 9 day IP ban (Chronoxcrusade) - chrono: doug

(Kaiha) - Cheshire Cat: Argon you suck dandelion dick.Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison sneezed on Argon, and Argon smited Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison's entire family! (IP banned).(DemonicK) - Argon: *coughs*

Nara, Genkaku has been jailed for I love you, but not as much as Kyrie..he's more womanly than you!

Uchiha, Vasil zips Nara, Genkaku's lips shut for prison bitches don't speak, they moan (stolen from Kaiha, inputted due to Kaihas useless post)

Info: Nara, Yamagachi=FAG Logged out

Phoenix Says: ...surprise.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: i knew you were there x.x(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Rudolf dosent get the joke lol.(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Rudolf, rape isnt considered rape if you yell surprise first(Adonise) - Lost Uchiha: i thought that was you cant rape the willing

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Kaio seems to be oblivious to every bug report except when it comes from you vash(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: I think someone has a man crush...(RedenVash) - Vash: o_o

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Can I join Rock?(RedenVash) - Vash: idk do you have a nice rack?(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: well...Im definatly not flat chested..(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: but its not really boobs. (SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: its more..pecs.(RedenVash) - Vash: man tities?(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: no no..(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: ew.. (SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: See...I see them as...muscular..but compared to most people...meh..(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: lets go with flat chested.(RedenVash) - Vash: Have nice legs?(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Definately(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: I shaved yesterday(RedenVash) - Vash: ok...And those questions had nothing to do with rock >_>(RedenVash) - Vash: I just wanted to kno (RedenVash) - Vash: Wut >_>(RedenVash) - Vash: He may lose him and we will have to identify him on milk cartons

(S.T.A.R.S. REO ELITE) - LeLouch: :D karn is a girl who keeps herself healthy ^^(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: ....um..(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Im pretty...sure...NOT positive(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: but i think i have a penis.(RedenVash) - Vash: Not pregnat?(RedenVash) - Vash: Phew(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Im sure a vagina doesnt get erect and long when looking at playboy.

(Mefisto714) - CorazónVacío: If you can give me some sexual pleasure, i'll stop blocking

(RedenVash) - Vash: Kaio vs Argon o-o(RedenVash) - Vash: BATTLE OF THE SEXES! (DemonicK) - Argon: Kaio = peaceful christian....argon = violent justice serving person.(DemonicK) - Argon: ..I think the odds are in kaio's favor(DemonicK) - Argon: His god might smite me.(RedenVash) - Vash: Their like yin and yang o-o

Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:Let me just state this...3 things..1 Captain planet was awesome..2. Jetsons and Flinstones were the best cartoons ever..and 3. You people need to open your eyes and see past the pope and minister's brainwashing.

Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce: I say this because I care...but you havent been exposed to the world..you didnt choose your religion it was just grinded into you and you were forced to believe it. Don't die that way. Know the world and explore other possibilities, and certainly don't take everything you hear as fact. Even if he is wearing all black and a white collar and a condom.

(DemonicK) - Argon: christians are stupid..and nuns are hypocrites....so much for no swearing.(DemonicK) - Argon: A nun flipped me off because I told her off.

Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:As much as I enjoy spreading my religion im not going to push it on people who don't want to hear about it...So religion discussion is over...up next is..eh....Hentai? Yaoi?

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: and the pink crumpet/sexual harrasement victim (Kaiha) - Otogetsuga: :D

(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Vash likes Pop Tarts stuck in his crack. (RedenVash) - Renden, Vash: fuk ya

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: You did what with Vash? (Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: I had him anally.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: He took me through Sounds jjounin test (Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Yep.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: first it was the rubber chiken(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: Then the poptart (Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: I was surprised he had enough stamina to withstand it.

(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: I heard Aborigines used to think having sex with an albino person made them cured of STDs.(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: xD(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: LMAO(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: lolz(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Wait...(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Are you saying i fucked that albino dude for nothing?(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: FUCK I STILL HAVE AIDS!ÑCE23´'pkufi32v+4}tcg

Adam1212) - Kirasan: vash im bugged my size mastery wont go up

(Killzonelife) - MistAssassin: is cloud close to a desert(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Cloud is up Max's ass to the right.(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Heres a match if you get lost.(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: *gives Mist a match covered in kerosene*(Red X Maximo) - Raikage, Max: *unzip his pants* here the shortcut!!! (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: *Burns Maxs genetalia off*(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: HAHA you fell for it.(Red X Maximo) - Raikage, Max: OUCh!(Killzonelife) - MistAssassin: kicks him in the nuts ill look into it(Red X Maximo) - Raikage, Max: Oh no i have nut cancer1

Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison Says: Wanna see my Bankai? Ivel Shadow Says: gawd...bleach fans * Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison unzips pants. *

DemonicK would like to announce: Victor207) - victor: i wanna touch boobies (Victor207) - victor: jk <-- at first I thought "low standards" Now I think gay.

DemonicK would like to announce:Raiketsii sent 3/1/2009 1:47 AM: DemonicK would like to announce:Yamagachi has to be the most brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, rash, senseless, shortsighted, simpleminded, slow, sluggish, stolid, stupefied, thick, witless player I have ever seen on that game xD, oh and guess what now..hes on my contact list.

(Screch) - Okoru: anyone know what Hikibou is supposed to do?(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Yeah.(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: It makes your dick smaller.(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: o-o(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: OH NOEZ!(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Lmaololol(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: I spammed Hikibou!(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: its bugged but it rises katon knolage(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: :o(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Not much of a change, Retsu.

(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: i don't wanna have to eat burnt pussy

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: *nails Zaku to a cross in the middle of a desert and walks away while leaving a summoning circle for Argon in his wake*Argon emerges from the summoning circle..DemonicK would like to announce:Huh..second coming Jesus looks like Zaku.. Argon stabs Second Coming Jesus style Zaku in shin with a spear...DemonicK would like to announce:hah bet ya didnt see that coming..DemonicK would like to announce:You thought I was going for your side.Argon takes dead Second Coming Jesus style Zaku off cross..DemonicK would like to announce:3rd times a charm christians.Argon slaps Jesus down to ground..DemonicK would like to announce:Wait 2000 more years.(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: *kick's argon in the balls*Argon falls to ground in pain...but gets up after a few seconds with a hell blade.. A 6 foot long katana, shining in the blood of his victims..DemonicK would like to announce:Oh look I found my chicken roaster.Argon hugs Zaku (Jesus) and all Christians and Satanists become friends and recognize that God is a douche and Jesus and everyone else converts to Satanism.DemonicK would like to announce:End of story.Zaku is secretly plotting against Argon..
Argon is blissfully unaware Zaku has put peanut butter on the toilet seat in hell Zaku offers to buy Argon a drink.Zaku slips 10 laxatives into Argon's beer.Kaio steals Argon's beer before he drinks it.Kaio drinks 10 laxatives and 3% alcohol

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: black people are known to rape and fuck more then whites(Mking) - Tobi: I did once

(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: KAIO *WHIP'S* YOUR NAME IS TOBI!(Zack101) - Kaio: Oh bby(Zack101) - Kaio: If you keep doing that(Zack101) - Kaio: It's anything you want.(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: *give's kaio a reach around*

DemonicK would like to announce:I got a job offer. DemonicK would like to announce:As an assistant football coach DemonicK would like to announce:At a Catholic High SchoolDemonicK would like to announce:Its like..damn i need a job..and I like football but at a Catholic high school? I mean it doesnt even sound like one.. Cardinal Stritch High DemonicK would like to announce:wtf is that kinda of name DemonicK would like to announce:Problem is..Im a Satanist. DemonicK would like to announce:Satanists and Catholics dont mix.DemonicK would like to announce:Ok team its time to say a prayer before the game. -To Jesus? No to Sa-...yes..Jesus.. -Our Farther which art in heaven *argon is twitching on the ground in anger*

Jesus knows you watch porn.Pervert.(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: good for him, im gonna go watch more.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: Fuker trying to get free porn(Sasuke _Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: some more gay porn, that is.(Sasuke _Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: I'm also a part-time lesbian.(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: ...(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: thats true

{Nenshou Tori}Ketsueki, Phoenix Says: Found ya.{Nenshou Tori}Ketsueki, Phoenix Says: Surprise ku ku kuNara, Tsuki logged out while holding the Hidden Ninja Scroll, dropping it.Info: Nara, Tsuki Logged out

(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: Gettin' some head, gettin gettin some head~~~~~~~~~

(Takash1) - Gai Sensei: Kaio can u update to fix Inuzuka bug?(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: I thought argon had the source(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: not Kaio(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: He does(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: dont both of them have it?.(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: one always has one more up to date(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: than the other(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: ah(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: it depends on who's time of the month it is..(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Kaio is having his period for an unusual 2 weeks..
(AngelOfThePast) - Jigsaw: So Argon and Kaio are both females?(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Argon's sometimes last for months.(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Yes(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Both big fat mexican females(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: with brains.(AngelOfThePast) - Jigsaw: Sounds delicious.(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: and pot plants.(Kaiha) - Kyrie: And toad lips.(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: and baked beans for desert.

(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: Lol I saw a dude on tv who stretched a muscle in his penis cause he was horny reading porno magazines (MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: Like stretched as in like sprained or something XD
(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: ..your penis has muscle?(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: I guess XD(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Why dont they make a workout machine for it?(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: I dunno xD(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: i bet I could lift 10 lbs.(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: No wait, he pulled the muscle xD(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: I could do 20 but I'd need an "All you can eat Lesbian Magazine'(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: XD(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: Pulled a muscle in his penis?O.o(MadaraUchiha2007) - Hasekura: Yeah, it was funny XD he went to the hospital

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Oh wait Glaeder is in Rock...Jigsaw we made a bet(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: you owe me 3 bags of Fritos.(AngelOfThePast) - Jigsaw: Damn you woman intuation.(MadaraUchiha2007) - Judge Hase: Welcome to Divorce Court =O

DemonicK would like to announce:new satanic number is...hold on let me check my posts on the forum..DemonicK would like to announce:1386.

DemonicK would like to announce:I dont believe in Itachi or His genjutsus..I think Kishi put us under an illusion to believe Itachi was real and had this thing called..illusionary techniques.

DemonicK would like to announce:if you cant kill with jutsus or attack..grab a kunai..equip to left hand and kill afk people. DemonicK would like to announce:if that fails, here is a full proof method to straighten things out for you
DemonicK would like to announce:One, close dreamseeker, two walk away from the computer, three buy a 20 dollar Arby's giftcard, put it in an envelope, write your key, in game name, and address on the outside of the envelope., 4 send to P.O. Box Argon City, Hell 666 DemonicK would like to announce:within 5 days you should have 20 new jutsus. DemonicK would like to announce:and 3 element.

Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:also Child Abuse is okay. Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:in this game. Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:Child Labor laws are nullified.Uchiha, Vasil would like to announce:and Child rape and pornography are a thing of the past.

(Hyuuga1715) - Glaeder: I thought Knife was Knifu >_>

(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: THought Shisui, and kiaha were wemon when i first started, alongw ith shizo(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: Thought Argon was black, and kaio white


Kiaha Bends over. Vash: Sucess!

(GM OOC)( Nara, Vash: I WILL NOT BE SILIENCED! )(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: YES YOU WILL!!! )(GM OOC)( Nara, Vash: ....k )

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Vash aint a pedophile anymore(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: I keep him satisfied.(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Im almost 13 now.

(Kaiha) - Kyrie: Wtfs with this lag? -.- (Dreex) - Decca: Kaio is looking at porn.(Zack101) - Zack: ...Decca is psychic.

(Kaiha) - Kyrie: I didn't even get to know anybody's name.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: Take me to dinner and i'll give you more than a name >_>(Zack101) - Zack: F--- that.(Zack101) - Zack: Sex first.(Zack101) - Zack: Dinner later.(Zack101) - Zack: I need PROOF you can provide.

(Zack101) - Zack: Yamagachi,(Zack101) - Zack: To answer why I worship my god(Zack101) - Zack: That you asked me yesterday.(Zack101) - Zack: Is because...(Zack101) - Zack: Ogichi!

Vash is a pedophile. (Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: LOL FLAT CHEST BISH o-o

(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: *hump's rudolf's leg*(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: I didn't teach Scruffie how to do that.

(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: KYRIE I'M PREGNANT!(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: *Runs faster*(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: an it's yours

(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: zaku like your name?(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: OH HELL YEA!!!!l(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: *walk's while waveing to people*(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: oh god is it obama?(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: no it's miss america(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: now excuse me while i go play with my new boobies(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: *squeezes new boob's then ejaculats*(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: I NEW IT WAS EASY TO MAKE A GIRL CUM!(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Wait,(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: So does that mean you never tried any of that with your girlfriend(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: :x(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: rudolf..you no not to go

(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: And stay out >_>(Eduardo305) - Eduardo: i'm coming back >=}(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: I know.(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: your a homo

(Eduardo305) - Eduardo: watch?(Eduardo305) - Eduardo: what watch(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: That whole episode is innuedo.(Eduardo305) - Eduardo: extra ninjas(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: RUDOLF IS A PEDO!! HE'S WATCHING BOY'S SHOWER!

(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: I see your vision, ed.(Ssjeric) - Scruffie: DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR PENIS!

(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: Susuke(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: How about(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: I train a pony(XxRetsuxX) - Retsu: to bite off your weiner?(XsusukeX) - Susuke: least i have one

(GM OOC)( Nara, Hawk: I want a tournament D; )(GM OOC)( Hyuuga, Vash: and i want breast implants, but we all cant get what we want )(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: I thoughjt you wanted to fondle little boys. )(GM OOC)( Nara, Hawk: you want breast implants? )(GM OOC)( Hyuuga, Vash: If i had those, i would never go bored >_> )

(Kaiha) - Kyrie: Hey, Knight, do you know who Cap'n Jack is?(KnightRegel) - Cap'n Jack: Lolz...(KnightRegel) - Cap'n Jack: You're kidding, right?(Kaiha) - Kyrie: An immortal bisexual time traveler.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: kinky

(Raikiri5) - Raikiri: What village has scroll(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: SOno does(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Sonos a village?(Darkaizer) - Imperium: it is now(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: his pants are(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: That's where kiaha stores all the junk from his trunk(Darkaizer) - Imperium: No it mean my boner is big enough to make a huge as tent for it XD

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Kaiha wanna-be fucked.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: YA!(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: *Strips*(Kaiha) - Kyrie: ;-;(Kaiha) - Kyrie: I don't wanna be fucked, put it away, Vash.(KnightRegel) - Will Smith: Oh dear gawd.(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: ...Fine(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: How about tomarrow?(KnightRegel) - Will Smith: Lolz, Kyrie got sexually abused. Just remembered that.(KnightRegel) - Will Smith: XD

(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Do you like to spray blood all over your genitals?(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Thanks, vacio.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: I was eating.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Nothing, now.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: It was cereal.(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Oh, cereal.(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Too dull.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: I don't know what the hell it is now i threw it back up.

(RedenVash) - Vash: I just saw the NPCs doing it(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Doing it?(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: doing what?(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?!

(Dreex) - Decca: Wtf why did i just get jumped?(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Becuase jig is late.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: D:(RedenVash) - Vash: He always cums late(AngelOfThePast) - Jigsaw: What's happening now?(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Vash says you ejaculate late.(RedenVash) - Vash: it is, suppose to sycronize(RedenVash) - Vash: We want double wammy(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Syncronized ejaculation doesn't exist.(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: Well, if you're Ron Jeremy, yes.(Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: That guy could do it whenever he wanted.(RedenVash) - Vash: Its his super power(RedenVash) - Vash: Cum at will

Mefisto714) - Corazón Vacío: OH MAI GOD KAIO WANTS SOME WATERMELON HELL YEAH, Give me the goddamn watermelon! naruto_happy.gif

How Yama feels on the new genjtusu: Nara, Lucifer Says: IT WAS LIKE THAT DAY I WAS ON ACID O_O

(N.3.R.D.2k9) - Bravo's Encore: I learned Wrap Attack! Now I'm a bellsprout! I have Razor Leaf, Vine Whip, and Wrap!

(Darkknight77) - Renden, Vash: Kiahas all "I honk if im horny"

(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: wooh my meat lover's pizza is here(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Fuck you fish eaters(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Tonight I eat meat!(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: I had pepperoni(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: o.o(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: im having pizza too(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: high 5 phoenix!(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: ordered(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Akwerd(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: fuck the christians!(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: *high fives Karn*(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: wooh!(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Now all we need is booze lol(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: i think I just said 'fuck my parents and grand parents and most everyone I care about'(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: oh well.(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: I got the booz if you got kaiha(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: NO trannys(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: DUDE.(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: Kaiha and Godric were talking about styling and hair straighteners on BLN yesterday(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: so damn creepy(SkullGhost) - Karnetsu: they knew all the brands and techniques

{Amekoutei}Ketsueki, Phoenix Says: I now have 94999 on me, I dont like uneven numbers{}Uchiha, Okri Says: share?{}Uchiha, Zigo Says: Gimme 5k{}Uchiha, Mitsuru Says: Phoenix give me 5000 again please :[{Amekoutei}Ketsueki, Phoenix Says: Sorry I'm broke.

Argon, LALA would like to announce:Bleach game is now... Argon, LALA would like to announce:Tide. Argon, LALA would like to announce:Tide: Advanced WhiteningArgon, LALA would like to announce:Bleach: Inoue's Boobs

DemonicK would like to announce:200 dollars..I'd kiss you. Retsu: Argon...I have this incredible urge to finally draw your character.DemonicK would like to announce:fuck...shouldnt have said that. DemonicK would like to announce:He's going to draw me practicing french kissing an ice cream cone


(GM OOC)( Kiro, Vash: ...Kiaha, phoenix is picking on me again >_> )(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: *pokes Vash with a stick* No I'm not, hes lieing. )(GM OOC)( Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison: He's not picking on you, he's giving you character. )(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: See. )(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: Now bend over while I get a broom. )(GM OOC)( Kiro, Vash: No he's giveing me STDs with that dirty "stick" of his )t(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: Pulls a broom out of Kaihas closet* )(GM OOC)( Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison: VASH, STOP PICKING ON PHOENIX. )(GM OOC)( Kiro, Vash: Its the other way around?o_o )(GM OOC)( Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison: You said Phoenix has STDs. )(GM OOC)( Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison: D: < )(GM OOC)( Kiro, Vash: Well he is a jew. )(GM OOC)( Ketsueki, Phoenix: But I dont :*( )Kaio gives Kiro, Vash a lap dance.(Banned!)(Kaiha) - Kyrie: Vash was bullying Phoenix.(Kaiha) - Kyrie: So I banned himz.(RedenVash) - Renden: Dam hitler miss the one jew >_>(RedenVash) - Renden: Probally playing find waldo with Phoenix

(Death_Morekouto) - Corrupted: Argon(Death_Morekouto) - Corrupted: Teleport to me(Death_Morekouto) - Corrupted: ARGONDemonicK would like to announce:Mother told me not to teleport to strangers

Argon, LALA would like to announce:Who wants me to readd in the WoN jutsu for hyuugas? You run up to them, press a verb and blast their spirit, health and chakra out of them. Argon, LALA would like to announce:I'll add in a tiny small drawback though Argon, LALA would like to announce:Using it costs you your save file

DemonicK would like to announce:No gays, transvestites, homosexuals, anti-heterosexuals, or bisexuals. Also no fucking asshole GMs. Kaio gives Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison a lap dance and slips a time bomb into his pocket...BOOM! (IP banned).Kaio says: Happiest....moment...of..my life.

Announce Abuser would like to announce:Cosplayers..anime freaky nerds (sometimes hot) that dress up as a fictional character that possesses traits usually of desire for that person which is common that they lack themselves. (Aka. Grimmjow has attitude, women, and muscles - Grimjow cosplayers have none of those) (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Grimmjow also has cat ears.Announce Abuser would like to announce:Though despite that common definition I think Im going to go to a convention..maybe someone will be cosplaying Halibel. (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: maybe youll get lucky and see a large breasted black chick cosplaying halibel Announce Abuser would like to announce:Halibel is black?! (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: ....(Kurosuna) - Kuro: ....duhAnnounce Abuser would like to announce:Oh now I suppose you'll tell me Yoruichi is black(Zigo Zig) - Zigo: She isAnnounce Abuser would like to announce:NOOO BLEACH IS RUINED (XrudulfX) - Rudolf: It became ruined once sado was revealed to be a mexican(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: :XAnnounce Abuser would like to announce:Sado is a Mexican?!?! NOOOO THATS WORSE. FUCKING FREELOADER

(Mefisto714) - Vacío: Booo i hate it when prostitutes turn down anal.(Mefisto714) - Vacío: uoihjojh4nawc(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Kaiha turned you down?(Mefisto714) - Vacío: Yeah, she did.(Mefisto714) - Vacío: She was all "I don't do anal"(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: first ttime for everything Cora(Mefisto714) - Vacío: And i was all "Then give me my money back!"(Mefisto714) - Vacío: And she was all "No, i already gave you a BJ."(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Somehow, i think vacio is an eccentric millionaire.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: He's too odd to be normal.(Mefisto714) - Vacío: Me? A millionare? Not really.(Mefisto714) - Vacío: My father has the dough, but don't abuse.

DemonicK would like to announce:Lol guys I have to tell you this quick..I went to pick my cousin up from tumbling on Sunday..its like gymnastics..but for cheerleaders. And I walked in there and suddenly every girl looks at me, and I walked in super quiet btu its like they sensed I was there. All these girls are from 5th grade to 10th graders..I was looking the other way at a pop machine trying to hold back my laughing because I thought it was hysterical for some reason and this 10th grader starts staring at me and is not even trying to be conspicuous about it and I could see her out of the corner of my eye. Now this girl was young but she was semi attractive. Then she walked up to me after the practice was over and her coach was finished talking and said "Hey, listen, we're having our prom in a week, and well you're like really hot and I kinda need a guy to make my ex feel bad." I started cracking up so hard it was echoing through the whole gym and her eyes just got really really wide. And then I said "Listen little girl, first of all Im 20 years old, if I went with you I might be arrested at the end of the night for being a pedophile, and secondly I cant garuntee you'd come home alive, I have a thing for killing my dates." -And I kept a serious face the entire time. By that time she just stood there with her hand on her water bottle her eyes fixed on me, wide as ever and she backed away ..left foot..left foot..left foot..trip.

{}Hyuuga, Bloodshed Says: damn byakugan{}Hyuuga, Bloodshed Says: @.@ i can see through ur clothes right to ur chakra points plz cover up im seeing way to much

(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: PLEASE stop this conversation.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Otherwise i WILL wake up screaming in the night.

(Vsay)(Basic}-Sham Mako: I just wanted to object just to be objecting Xd

(LittleRaptor) - Argon: I just realized Chris Tucker and Chris Rock are two different people...I thought Chris Tucker just changed his last name.

(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: whats star in this game for o.oNarakzi) - Hawk Eye: You concentrate on the star. You concentrate on the star. You concentrate on the star. You concentrate on the star. The star rejects you! The star rejects you!(Yamagachi_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: Hawk why are you abusing your teleport(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Hawk just got denied lol(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: i thought(Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: it was a player lol

DemonicK would like to announce:muwhaha I Am Naraku! Abusive Hacker Of NFF! Narutard you are my first victim! DemonicK would like to announce:I told you I'd get argon's password DemonicK would like to announce:he has a fail firewall DemonicK would like to announce:I just openly admitted I hacked..last thing Im going to do is benefit someone else for my trouble and get IP banned by Argon or Kaio DemonicK would like to announce:Haha death verb is so fun, I death verbed narutard and he logs DemonicK would like to announce:what a failure. DemonicK would like to announce:anyways Im off before I get in real trouble

(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Pheonix.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: C'mere.(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: I want you-

Argon, LALA would like to announce:On good friday Im going to a chinese restaurant with my girlfriend and we're going to eat cat, and beef fried rice, and other meaty non fish products. and then have premarital sex under a crucifix.....ok maybe not that last part.

Argon, LALA would like to announce:Next, Hawk.Argon, LALA would like to announce:Forget it, I KNOW Hawk has more than 8

(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: Argon(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: can you restore Saikos Sabaku lololArgon, LALA would like to announce:dont bug me unless its about the tournament.(Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: he deleted thinking the Pwipe April Fools joke was realArgon, LALA would like to announce:Anyone who fell for that stipid april fools prank deserves to lose their save (Sasuke_Uchiha_92) - Yamagachi: thats kinda harshArgon, LALA would like to announce:Im a Satanist..what do you expect? a Hug?

(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: Kaio can I have my ryuusenka back&gt;(Zack101) - Zack: NEVAH Phoenix.(Zack101) - Zack: Nevar!(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: :*((Zack101) - Zack: Ryuusenka was like a mix between Ryuuka and Housenk...OH I GET IT.(Zack101) - Zack: Ryuu senka?(Zack101) - Zack: Ryuuka.+Housenka(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: you just got that?(Zack101) - Zack: Yeah.(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: .....(Zack101) - Zack: I feel a bit stupid now. LOL(Phoenix49) - Phoenix: I wish Shizo or Ryo was here to laugh with me(Zack101) - Zack: Why won't Shizo come back to us? :<



Argon, LALA would like to announce: Nope this game sucks hard alien balls. (Narakzi) - Hawk Eye: thats why we play :P (not really an Argon quote so yea)

(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Anyone who touches doug..(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Will have to touch me first..(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Wait, thats not-(Godofdark45) - Renden, Vash: Kinky rudy(XrudulfX) - Rudolf: Aw crap.

Zack101) - Zack: Exactly! Puppets will be medabots! naruto.gif(Zack101) - Zack: No, Pokemon!(Zack101) - Zack: Karasu leveled up! What's this...?(Zack101) - Zack: Karasu is evolving!(Zack101) - Zack: Karasu has evolved to Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison!(Zack101) - Zack: Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison learned Harden!(Kaiha) - Kyrie: I aint no puppet!

DemonicK would like to announce:Gosh Kaio is so lazy...who ever heard of a lazy slave? I swear ..the day they free slaves...I'll..I'll..I'll Break away from the Union (Phoenix49) - Phoenix: they alredy did thatDemonicK would like to announce:THATS IT. Ohio is now a part of the South.DemonicK would like to announce:Texas is expelled from the South.. Texas can be part of mexico for all we care.DemonicK would like to announce:Anyone thats not white, lives in Texas, or doesnt like slavery..GTFO mai game right now.DemonicK would like to announce:Everyone is a happy white southerner then I presume? Good. DemonicK would like to announce:Act accordingly.

DemonicK would like to announce:Kaio says: Wow we ran out of toilet paper...like really. DemonicK would like to announce:msn is such an odd place.

DemonicK would like to announce:Ok, by Friday, we're going to have a crucified icon state for all clothes and bases.







(Mrgrim585) - Phage: There's no such thing as "bad" rape

Gold. And who has time to read ALL of those?
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I just did and got some major lulz.
Let there be house.
Let there be Vaginas.~Vash

"Looks like this thing could be starting sooner than I expected..." He said seemingly worried and disappointed. As he went to pull the cigarette out of his mouth a raindrop fell from the sky and hit the very tip of it, putting it out.

"...."
Son of a.... That was my last one...
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Awwww you remembered to get my old quotes thanks Sono.
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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Im The Best Phoenix i will always REMEMBER YOUUUUUU
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That sounds stalkerish.
You can not kill that which is immortal, that which has no end nor a beginning, that is the Phoenix, the immortal bird.

The dragon looked almost hungry the way it moved.. it craved battle.
"You see... No matter how many times I die..No matter what happens to my body..." Cientren said as the Dragon puppet opened its mouth and bent its head down towards Kanisaki, who was in utter shock of the sheer size of the puppet.
"I rise again from the ashes.... I am 'The Phoenix'!"
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(Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: I think you'll find that the water got moved...
(Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: YOU ARE JESUS.
(Kaiha) - Kaiha-Kyrie: I mean Noah.
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Kumojin, Kyrie Eleison Says: My god, the boy is thick.
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That statement, it applies to about 60% of NFF player base, and no, who ever is reading this, you can take my honest answer, that I'm not talking about you. (:
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Kyrie's back.
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I'll post some of mine that i have.
DemonicK would like to announce:

Also to solve our problems..I declare everyone in Rain Village a honorary girl

(Raikiri5) - Raikiri: Haku was pretty sexy then when i found out it was a dude i stop masterbaiting to it

(Leaf) - Go0nSqUad(B1gB01): yo zack nigga i am fucking talking to u

Not the best ones but they made me lol o.o
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That made me LOL.
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I only read the one's with me XD
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Post merge done by me...
Please don't like double-quadruple post. >.>

And lulz.
Kyrie's back.
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